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Tools Demotivational Poster


TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

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Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


NAILED IT -


TAGS: women power tools nag bitch
Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:23 am
bahahahahahaha. 5 disemboweling's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
I thinks it works the way it is...But I'm a little bitter cuz Mrs. Mooooo just woke me up looking for a ride home. 5 dismembered wives.
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:06 pm

artistic license FP. "cut" not "cute" as in lean and mean. 5L and nah nah nah nah boo boo to the speeling nazi's. (lol)
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 4:20 pm
Thanks Mr M, i realized that after i checked it twice and found another error on it. O well that is my signature.
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
brilliant indeed 5L
motinet - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm

"cut as possible" ?
Sho - December 20, 2010, 11:34 am
Lol brilliant.


SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.




Plumber's Crack -


TAGS: power tools plumber crack
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er


YOUR FATHER MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE THE HANDYMAN - because you are such a tool


TAGS: tools
Rating: 4.75/5

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BRIDGING THE GAP -


TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm
Excellence.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Am5ome Space!


GORILLAS -


TAGS: gorilla adaption tools
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 5:06 am
You should have just posted this to Photochopped........2L


F**K METRIC - When my standard set doesn't work I use a different tool


TAGS: metric tools gun
Rating: 3.86/5

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Jesta531 - January 14, 2012, 7:22 pm
Although the M-9 (9mm) is measured in Metric... i prefered the 1911... nice standard .45 inches...
MPsniper - January 6, 2012, 7:43 pm
yay for M-9


GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.




TOOL ACADEMY - I did always wonder if it was natural or taught.




HONEY , HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCISS... - Awww.shit! Not again. Ninja Hubby is pissed.


TAGS: ninja girl tools break
Rating: 3.2/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
I gotta be honest...I don't get the scissor joke. Scissoring? O, I see. Lesbian ninja.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
Sexy no jutsu Kakashi! He's so lucky to have that power; if I want to look like a sexy woman, I have to go on the internet.


TOOLS - Hmmmm...this 1/2 inch rock not work! Must look in Tool Box - need Metric rock!


TAGS: tools used to be so simple
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 3:27 pm
That's a keeper! 5 metric lions. (which is equivalent to like 14 standard lions)


COMPETITOR -


TAGS: tools
Rating: 3.19/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 7:17 am
But doesn't enjoy it half so well


PSYCHOTIC BREAK - When you get the overwhelming urge to kill people in the most grotesque and entertaining of fashions possible. Usally involving power tools.




Right Tools -




Laurel & Hardy -




Honesty Lost -


TAGS: voting tools not pacifiers
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:37 am
Well, that is honestly a 5L from me! Nice greeny...as usual.


PRIORITIES MANAGEMENT ON THE BATTLEFIELD -




Men-A-Pause -




MINECRAFT - You've played for 300+ hours. Time to put that experience to good use.




LIVE LIFE ... FOR THE MOMENT -




TOOLS -


TAGS: tools handcuffs greybeard
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:51 am
Sorry, i felt really strongly aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:46 am
Puke Retch Blah......Tranny reference.......Ughh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:45 am
Puke Retch Blah......Tranny reference.......Ughh
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:57 pm
M.A.L.T. Olympics. Eh? Eh?? >: )
CANADA - September 1, 2009, 12:33 pm
so why does one set have three cuff rings?
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:32 pm
Olympic-sized jobs


RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB -




Wine -


TAGS: power tools
Rating: 2.3/5

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TOOLS - Trying to look black makes you all the more white




Life -


TAGS: child life tools
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:05 am
5L dammit greeny...my life to a tee! Just when I got the Imperial system down pat in came the Metric. I've spent the rest of my life stuck in Impetric!
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:44 pm
ROTFL! Nice twist! 5L!
vulture - October 22, 2015, 4:18 pm
No... not a meter, a metre.... :D
Greeny - October 22, 2015, 4:09 pm
wait... one meter long?
vulture - October 22, 2015, 3:03 pm
Poor greeny! I was brought up on Imperial measurements, then happily swapped to metric when I found that 1 Litre of water was 1 Centimetre square x 1 Metre long, and weighed 1 Kilogram.....


HAMMER TIME - Can't touch this!




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